The World of Karl Pilkington

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Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball - Rated
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington - Rated
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round - Rated
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!! - Rated
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!! - Rated
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!