"If It's Not on the Trolley, You Can't Have It."

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Complete and utter RUBBISH!!!! - Rated
I only gave this book 1 star as there isn't an option to give it less. I've read other books about the airline industry but none as bad as this. Gary is extremely homophobic, you have to wonder why Virgin employed him in the first place. Whoever typed the book for him needs to go back to school and learn how to type, a four year old could do better. I read the first 3 chapters and decided that it was only fit for the fire.

Utter drivel - Rated
A racist, homophobic, poorly written 'book' (using the term broadly). Its a tradegy that a trees were destroyed to print this, its possibly the worst read I have ever had....do yourself a favour and don't bother!

A rambling account of the "author's" experience in the aviation industry - Rated
I looked forward to reading this book. Having done so, I would heartily NOT recommend it to anyone else. At best, the author seeks to entertain the reader with a rambling series of similar exploits whilst 'working' in the airline industry. At worst, the plot appears to have been entirely lifted from the very entertaining 'Mile High' tv series, which at least did not pretend to be anything other than a made-for tv drama series. The author (and I use the term very loosely), has no idea of syntax, plot or sequence and seems unable to grasp the fact that a reader would buy this book to get a 'behind the scenes' look at the industry, not wade through so many pages of extremely boring waffle. A real disappointment - I hope the author engages the services of a ghost-writer for any subsequent books, or finds a less challenging (and hopefully very time-consuming) alternative hobby.

hmmm ok - Rated
im not crew, i have nothing to do with travel and i seldom fly. i enjoyed it but wavered towards the end, felt like it was a book about how good he was and how much sex get got at times. but an insight to what goes on behine those curtains, was at times quite funny

One star is too much - Rated
This book is truly the worst I've ever read. It is homophobic, sexist and racist all rolled into one, quite an achievement. Each chapter describes how the author gets drunk and has sex in some different location. If this is your bag, you may like the book. Typos and spelling errors galore ensure that at the very least, the book prompted an emotional reaction from me!